drunk and stupid and blogging

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes


spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute


mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor


look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

And so it was decreed that each year, the 12 districts of Panem, shall offer up in tribute one young man and woman between the ages of 12 and 18, to be trained in the art of survival and to be prepared to fight to the death

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